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Celular_1.asf [534 kB]
beer-pivni-zizen-historry.wmv [2053 kB]
ClydesdaleSnowfight.wmv [2934 kB]
YOGAandChild.wmv [2214 kB]
condom.mpg [1587 kB]
ruska wodka.wmv [3174 kB]
0_granny.mpeg [943 kB]
0_computer.mpg [1387 kB]
0_kraby.mpg [2081 kB]
0_ideal wife.mpg [608 kB]
0_porodnice.mpg [549 kB]
0_snowbord.mpg [463 kB]
0_itswar.mpg [895 kB]
0_dovolena.mpeg [347 kB]
0_sfjobfrust.mpg [2265 kB]
0_pushcarshort.mpeg [1999 kB]
0_parking.mpg [1069 kB]
0_mechanici.mpeg [1454 kB]
eggsoeufs.wmv [4988 kB]
Bud_Light.asf [1399 kB]
Vibro_cadeau.wmv [3316 kB]
Friday_vs_Monday.wmv [1366 kB]
swallowing-1.wmv [4622 kB]
moo cow.wmv [4863 kB]
4idiots.wmv [1409 kB]
Optiker.wmv [2686 kB]
HowItalianstellthetime.wmv [1841 kB]
jak_sme_startovali_web.wmv [2287 kB]
Parking.wmv [577 kB]
ParkingTechnique02.wmv [355 kB]
ParkingTechnique02-fik.wmv [497 kB]
Pepe.wmv [809 kB]
terroristen_11.wmv [1552 kB]
how_men_screw_up_romance.wmv [1084 kB]
Admira.wmv [510 kB]
MTV_-_Rock_Is_Hard.wmv [1487 kB]
hockey.wm [782 kB]
Magic_-_Pull_apart_girl.wmv [4377 kB]
Fitness.wm [1800 kB]
drunk_in_police_station.wmv [2491 kB]
wow.wmv [891 kB]
Italiener_Training.wmv [1081 kB]
femme.wmv [2966 kB]
TypicalMaleDriver.mpa [1464 kB]
15906-content.wmv [6961 kB]
1stMaleEngineer.wmv [524 kB]
bureau.WMV [1259 kB]
new_cell_technology.wmv [2690 kB]
s4.wmv [508 kB]
Butterfly.wmv [1009 kB]
Home sweet home.wmv [1591 kB]
WineOpener.wmv [2584 kB]
Toyota.wmv [970 kB]
Trunk_Monkey4.wmv [1079 kB]
milk_with_your_coffee_anyone.wmv [3348 kB]
watersport_funnies.wmv [3197 kB]
japanese_humor.wmv [8481 kB]
beauty evolution.wmv [2420 kB]
buck_kicking_butt.wmv [1011 kB]
JahWaggieFunny.wmv [2608 kB]
LoveBoat.wmv [3114 kB]
Instuctions to download :
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Better quality of the Clips, but it is slower ...
Left Click on Mouse... to download to your preloaded "players" on your computer already.
Lesser quality of the Clips, but it is faster ...
smich-laughterL.wav [89 kB]
Ice_Switzerland.pps [2699 kB]
pradais.ppt [1364 kB]
hori.mp3 [1319 kB]
CikaniDopisMestu.jpeg [448 kB]
TrickoUnavy.jpeg [443 kB]
ladovska_zima_Nohavica.wma [1610 kB]
cikani do nebe.mp3 [3743 kB]
Napisy na Wc.pps [1497 kB]
Schnitzel.pps [997 kB]
Idealni zena.pps [132 kB]
vesele_velikonoce.jpg [36 kB]
Polohy v posteli.pps [902 kB]
FantasticPhotography.pps [3043 kB]
2005NBCPhoto_s.pps [1547 kB]
HAYATTAN.pps [1306 kB]
3D.pps [3224 kB]
yourface.pps [374 kB]
TheRedPlanet.pps [346 kB]
Caught.pps [328 kB]
lestoilettessvp2.pps [1926 kB]
Russia in View.pps [736 kB]
Blonds_in_a_car_accident.pps [1715 kB]
WorldsGreatestGrowingCity.pps [2959 kB]
Na_vylet_1.pps [461 kB]
Optical_Ads_are_working.pps [1218 kB]
vesele_CZ_SK.pps [2040 kB]
Not Jokes & Not Funny Clips
sooon.wmv [3287 kB]
Picture of the Week
spring-hills-MV.jpg [144 kB]
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Just Jokes :
Subject: Disorder in the American Courts ...
Is Your Attorney one of these ..???
From a guy in law school:
"These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts,
and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place,"
______________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
> > WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
> > ______________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
> > WITNESS: July 18th.
> > ATTORNEY: What year?
> > WITNESS: Every year.
> > _____________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the
> > impact?
> > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
> > memory at all?
> > WITNESS: Yes.
> > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> > WITNESS: I forget.
> > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
> > something you forgot?
> > _____________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
> > WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
> > ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
> > WITNESS: Forty-five years.
> > _____________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
> > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
> > WITNESS: My name is Susan.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo?
> > WITNESS: We both do.
> > ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
> > WITNESS: We do.
> > ATTORNEY: You do?
> > WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> > WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
> > ___________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
> > WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
> > ________________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> > WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
> > WITNESS: Yes.
> > ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
> > WITNESS: Uh....
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
> > WITNESS: Yes.
> > ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
> > WITNESS: None.
> > ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> > WITNESS: By death.
> > ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
> > WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> > ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
> > WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
> > WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school
did you go to?
> > WITNESS: Oral.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> > WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> > ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> > WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy on him!
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> > WITNESS: Huh?
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> > ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> > WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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